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Ahoy mates, tis I Cap'n Josh yes the rumors are true i am a pirate, one of the last in fact but we stand together strong and shall prevail untill there is a day when piracy can rule the seas again. Hopefully there will be an apocolyptic event not unlike that in the movie Waterworld so that we can pillage every surviving person on this bloody planet | ||||||||||||||||
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| The dreaded pirate ship El Camino | |||||||||||||||||
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For many a years the infamous pirate Cap'n Claw sailed the high seas in this vary vessel. Claw was of the famous buccaneers who were actually british. He would rob merchant ships of all their socks so that when the sea was a tossin the sailors would all recieve slivers of a most heinous size in there feet causing pain and discomfort to them | ||||||||||||||||
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